Gotta Get Busy for the Wheat Folks, But First ... SPAM

Finished the soy complex materials & received a note implying I am ignoring wheat. 

Therefore, before facing the reality of applying the aged nose to the grindstone, I first decided to visit the SPAM Museum.

www.spam.com/

Following this visit, I reviewed my archives for clever Axioms & Rules made it to the B's.

Accordion, n.: A bagpipe with pleats.

Advertising Rule: In writing a patent-medicine advertisement, first convince the reader that he has the disease he is reading about; secondly, that it is curable.

Agnes' Law: Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of.

Allen's Axiom: When all else fails, read the instructions.

Aphasia: Loss of speech in social scientists when asked at parties, "But of what use is your research?"

Armstrong's Collection Law: If the check is truly in the mail, it is surely made out to someone else.

Arnold's Addendum: Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats.

Banacek's Eighteenth Polish Proverb: The hippo has no sting, but the wise man would rather be sat upon by the bee.

Baruch's Observation: If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Bershere's Formula for Failure: There are only two kinds of people who fail: those who listen to nobody... and those who listen to everybody.

Bing's Rule: Don't try to stem the tide -- move the beach.

Bloom's Seventh Law of Litigation: The judge's jokes are always funny.

Blutarsky's Axiom: Nothing is impossible for the man who will not listen to reason.

Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Boren's Laws: (1) When in charge, ponder. (2) When in trouble, delegate. (3) When in doubt, mumble.

Brady's First Law of Problem Solving: When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger have handled this?"

Brogan's Constant: People tend to congregate in the back of the church and the front of the bus.

BYOB, v: Believing Your Own Bull

Okay, now have to work on wheat.